the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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