Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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