oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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