His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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