He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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