Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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