DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
