Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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