did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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