The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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