is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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