I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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