yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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