Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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