If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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