first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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