Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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