If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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