Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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