So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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