you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
you never un-have a 4some
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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