i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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