Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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