we're blogging at a bar
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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