I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Randomize