Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
