I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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