Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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