he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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