I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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