Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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