You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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