I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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