I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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