Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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