did you get engaged???
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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