Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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