Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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