had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I believe in your delicious
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize