I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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