I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Randomize
