he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Help. Why am I so naked?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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