how hairy? two words: wookie tits
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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