come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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