Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Brb crying the tears of my youth
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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