Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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