so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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