it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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