Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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