does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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