Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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