I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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