They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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