You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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